News and Notes 
New Pains of Being Pure At Heart
2009 buzz band The Pains of Being Pure At Heart have new music coming in March.
Fighting City Hall
Costumed superheroes protest for their right to take cheesy photos with tourists after a recent crackdown from the LAPD.
Never let an unwatched pot boil again
QVC might have the dumbest invention ever available for only $19.95.
Beware Jerome Walton
Today’s shocking Obama news brings to mind a certain Cubs centerfielder from two decades ago.
Matt Barkley, Matt Barkley
Get used to hearing that name: some folks in the booth already have a pretty sizeable man-crush on him.

