armchair cultural observation since 1995

The curse of Colonel Sanders

Oklahoma State Senator Randy Bass, a star player for the Hanshin Tigers in the ’80s whose supposed likeness to Colonel Sanders inspired the pilfering of a KFC statue by some rowdy fans, can now be officially let off the hook for the Japanese team’s struggles.

The Colonel Sanders bust, which accidentally ended up in the bottom of a river and has been blamed for the team’s struggles ever since, has been found.

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