armchair cultural observation since 1995

Pepperoni and cheese defense

Armed robbers trying to stiff pizza men in Florida beware. There’s a dude out there with a pizza who knows how to use it. 

Pizza delivery man Eric Lopez Devictoria got himself out of a potentially deadly situation recently by reportedly using the piping hot pizza he was delivering as a weapon, according to this article in the Sun-Sentinel

The 40-year-old reportedly was able to buy enough time with his pepperoni and cheese defense to flee the scene and become world famous.

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