armchair cultural observation since 1995

Calipari’s tree


“If a tree falls in Coach John Calipari’s yard, is it front page news?”

Answer: No, but in Kentucky it’s the second most-read story of the day on the Lexington Herald-Leader Web site.

Kentucky fans might want to save some of the branches to use as torches in case they have to run him out of town like they did Billy Gillispie after two sub-par seasons and that bum before him who was such a terrible coach he only won them one national championship.

(Hat Tip: The Ville Voice)

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